not today satan - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

$19.50

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22oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler, Includes a lid and reusable straw (8.25" tall)
16oz Insulated Stainless Steel Travel Mug, Includes a handle and travel lid (5.1 " tall)

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More Information: Not Today Satan

Funny Christian Mug & Insulated Tumbler by The Laughing Lemon

Some mornings need prayer.
Some mornings need coffee.

And some mornings need a very clear boundary.

The “Not Today Satan” mug and insulated tumbler from The Laughing Lemon combine bold Christian humor with everyday sarcasm, creating a lighthearted reminder to keep the faith—and the nonsense—at bay.

Designed in The Laughing Lemon’s in-demand signature style, this drinkware features a clean, modern black and white aesthetic that’s stylish, minimal, and perfect for daily use at home, work, or church events.

Why You’ll Love This Christian Mug & Tumbler

Funny Christian saying – Faith-based humor with personality
Signature Laughing Lemon design – Modern, minimal black & white look
Insulated drinkware – Helps keep beverages hot or cold longer
Everyday-use favorite – Perfect for coffee, tea, or devotion-time drinks
Great Christian gift idea – Funny, uplifting, and highly giftable

The Mug for Faith-Filled Mornings

The Not Today Satan mug is perfect for:

Morning coffee and quiet time
Office desks
Home kitchens
Anyone who starts the day with faith and caffeine

One glance says:

“I love Jesus.
I need coffee.
And we’re setting boundaries.”

The Tumbler for Faith on the Go

The insulated tumbler carries that same message wherever life takes you:

Commutes
Errands
Workdays
Busy schedules that still center faith

With insulation designed to help maintain beverage temperature, this tumbler keeps drinks hot—or cold—while your humor and faith stay front and center.

A Funny Christian Gift That Actually Gets Used

This mug and tumbler make excellent Christian gifts for:

Friends and family
Church members
Bible study groups
Pastors’ wives
Christian coworkers

Perfect for:

Christmas
Easter
Birthdays
Encouragement gifts
“Just because” faith gifts

It’s uplifting, funny, and practical—a rare combo.

Modern Black & White Design That Fits Any Space

The minimalist black and white color palette makes this design:

Gender-neutral
Office-appropriate
Stylish and modern
Instantly recognizable as The Laughing Lemon

It’s bold without being loud—and funny without being disrespectful.

Built for Coffee, Faith & Real Life

Both the mug and tumbler are insulated, helping keep:

Coffee hot during long mornings
Tea warm between meetings
Cold drinks cold on busy days

Because faith is strong—but hot coffee helps.

Product Details

Phrase: Not Today Satan
Brand: The Laughing Lemon
Style: Modern black & white signature design
Drinkware: Mug and insulated tumbler
Use: Hot or cold beverages
Gift-ready: Yes

Final Word

You can be faithful.
You can be funny.
And you can absolutely enjoy your coffee with confidence.

Not today, Satan.