not today heifer - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

$19.50

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22oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler, Includes a lid and reusable straw (8.25" tall)
16oz Insulated Stainless Steel Travel Mug, Includes a handle and travel lid (5.1 " tall)

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More Information: Not Today Heifer

Funny Mug & Insulated Tumbler by The Laughing Lemon

Some days call for kindness.
Some days call for patience.

And some days call for one very clear message:

Not Today Heifer.

The “Not Today Heifer” mug and insulated tumbler from The Laughing Lemon deliver bold, country-sass humor with a wink. Whether you’re dealing with nonsense, drama, or just not in the mood, this funny phrase sets boundaries instantly—with humor, not hostility.

Designed in The Laughing Lemon’s in-demand signature style, this drinkware features a clean, modern black and white aesthetic that’s eye-catching, minimal, and endlessly giftable.

Why You’ll Love This Mug & Tumbler

Funny, sassy saying – Playful country humor with attitude
Signature Laughing Lemon design – Modern, minimal black & white look
Insulated drinkware – Helps keep beverages hot or cold longer
Everyday-use favorite – Perfect for coffee, tea, or iced drinks
Great gift idea – Funny, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs

The Mug for Setting the Tone Early

The Not Today Heifer mug is perfect for:

Morning coffee
Office desks
Farmhouse kitchens
Anyone who’s already over it

One glance says:

“No explanation needed.”

The Tumbler for Sass on the Go

The insulated tumbler takes that same energy everywhere:

Commutes
Errands
Workdays
Anywhere your patience might be tested

With insulation designed to help maintain beverage temperature, this tumbler keeps your drink hot—or cold—while your message stays loud and clear.

A Hilarious Gift for Friends, Coworkers & Country Humor Fans

This funny mug and tumbler make excellent gifts for:

Friends with sass
Coworkers who appreciate humor
Farm and country-life lovers
Anyone fluent in sarcasm

Perfect for:

Birthdays
Office gift exchanges
Secret Santa & white elephant gifts
“This made me think of you” moments

It’s cheeky, fun, and surprisingly versatile.

Modern Black & White Design That Fits Any Space

The minimalist black and white color palette makes this design:

Gender-neutral
Stylish and modern
Office-appropriate
Instantly recognizable as The Laughing Lemon

It’s bold without being cluttered—and sassy without crossing the line.

Built for Coffee, Confidence & Real Life

Both the mug and tumbler are insulated, helping keep:

Coffee hot during long mornings
Tea warm between meetings
Cold drinks cold on busy days

Because when it’s not today… at least your drink is right.

Product Details

Phrase: Not Today Heifer
Brand: The Laughing Lemon
Style: Modern black & white signature design
Drinkware: Mug and insulated tumbler
Use: Hot or cold beverages
Gift-ready: Yes

Final Word

You’re not rude.
You’re just done for today.

Not today, heifer.