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i'm only speaking to dogs today - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

i'm only speaking to dogs today - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

$19.50
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Yep.  This one is for our dog lovers.  Great for a dog lover gift too!

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  • 22oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler, Includes a lid and reusable straw (8.25" tall)
  • 16oz Insulated Stainless Steel Travel Mug, Includes a handle and travel lid (5.1 " tall)
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More Information: I’m Only Speaking to Dogs Today

Funny Mug & Insulated Tumbler by The Laughing Lemon

Some days you’re social.
Some days you’re productive.

And some days… you’re only speaking to dogs.

The “I’m Only Speaking to Dogs Today” mug and insulated tumbler from The Laughing Lemon perfectly capture introvert humor, dog-lover energy, and low-patience days—all in one bold, funny design.

Created in The Laughing Lemon’s in-demand signature style, this drinkware features a clean, modern black and white aesthetic that looks great on office desks, kitchen counters, and anywhere humans might try to talk to you before coffee.


Why You’ll Love This Mug & Tumbler

  • Funny, relatable dog-lover humor – Perfect for introverts and pet parents

  • Signature Laughing Lemon design – Modern, minimal black & white look

  • Insulated drinkware – Helps keep beverages hot or cold longer

  • Everyday-use favorite – Ideal for coffee, tea, water, or iced drinks

  • Great gift idea – Funny, practical, and guaranteed to get laughs


The Mug for Mornings with Boundaries

The I’m Only Speaking to Dogs Today mug is perfect for:

  • Office desks

  • Home offices

  • Early mornings

  • Anyone who prefers paws over people

One glance says:

“If you don’t bark…
please wait.”


The Tumbler for Dog People on the Go

The insulated tumbler takes this message everywhere:

  • Commutes

  • Errands

  • Dog walks

  • Workdays that require emotional support

With insulation designed to help maintain beverage temperature, this tumbler keeps your coffee hot—or your iced drink cold—while your patience remains reserved for dogs only.


A Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers & Introverts

This funny mug and tumbler make excellent gifts for:

  • Dog moms and dads

  • Introverts

  • Coworkers with pets

  • Friends who trust dogs more than people

Perfect for:

  • Birthdays

  • Office gift exchanges

  • Secret Santa & white elephant gifts

  • “I saw this and thought of you” moments

It’s humor that feels personal without being risky.


Modern Black & White Design That Fits Any Space

The minimalist black and white color palette makes this design:

  • Gender-neutral

  • Office-appropriate

  • Stylish and modern

  • Instantly recognizable as The Laughing Lemon

It’s bold without being loud—and funny without trying too hard.


Built for Coffee, Dogs & Low Social Energy

Both the mug and tumbler are insulated, helping keep:

  • Coffee hot during long mornings

  • Tea warm between meetings

  • Cold drinks cold on busy days

Because dogs deserve your attention—cold coffee does not.


Product Details

  • Phrase: I’m Only Speaking to Dogs Today

  • Brand: The Laughing Lemon

  • Style: Modern black & white signature design

  • Drinkware: Mug and insulated tumbler

  • Use: Hot or cold beverages

  • Gift-ready: Yes


Final Word

You’re not antisocial.
You’re selective.

And today?
Dogs only

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