i don't have the time or energy for you today - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

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22oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler, Includes a lid and reusable straw (8.25" tall)
16oz Insulated Stainless Steel Travel Mug, Includes a handle and travel lid (5.1 " tall)

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More Information: I Don’t Have the Time or Energy for You Today

Funny Mug & Insulated Tumbler by The Laughing Lemon

Some days you wake up motivated.
Some days you wake up optimistic.

And some days you wake up with zero time, zero energy, and absolutely no patience.

The “I Don’t Have the Time or Energy for You Today” mug and insulated tumbler from The Laughing Lemon say exactly what you’re thinking—clearly, honestly, and with just the right amount of snark.

Designed in The Laughing Lemon’s in-demand signature style, this drinkware features a clean, modern black and white aesthetic that looks great on any desk, counter, or commute while doing the emotional heavy lifting for you.

Why You’ll Love This Mug & Tumbler

Funny, snarky saying – Perfect for low-energy, high-boundary days
Signature Laughing Lemon design – Modern, minimal black & white look
Insulated drinkware – Helps keep drinks hot or cold longer
Everyday-use favorite – Ideal for coffee, tea, or “leave me alone” fuel
Perfect gift idea – Relatable, funny, and guaranteed to get laughs

The Mug for Mornings That Require Boundaries

The I Don’t Have the Time or Energy for You Today mug is perfect for:

Office desks
Home offices
Early mornings
Anyone who communicates better after caffeine

One glance says:

“Nothing personal.
Just not today.”

The Tumbler for Taking That Energy on the Go

The insulated tumbler brings the message everywhere:

Commutes
Errands
Workdays
Social situations you didn’t ask for

With insulation designed to help maintain beverage temperature, this tumbler keeps your coffee hot—or your iced drink cold—while politely discouraging unnecessary interaction.

A Hilarious Gift That Everyone Understands

This funny mug and tumbler make excellent gifts for:

Coworkers
Friends with sarcasm
Introverts
Parents
Anyone who’s emotionally booked

Perfect for:

Birthdays
Office gift exchanges
Secret Santa & white elephant gifts
“I saw this and thought of you” moments

It’s humor that feels personal without crossing the line.

Modern Black & White Design That Fits Any Space

The minimalist black and white color palette makes this design:

Gender-neutral
Office-appropriate
Stylish and modern
Instantly recognizable as The Laughing Lemon

It’s bold without being loud—and snarky without being offensive.

Built for Coffee, Burnout & Real Life

Both the mug and tumbler are insulated, helping keep:

Coffee hot during long mornings
Tea warm between meetings
Cold drinks cold when patience is gone

Because if you’re running on empty, your drink shouldn’t be.

Product Details

Phrase: I Don’t Have the Time or Energy for You Today
Brand: The Laughing Lemon
Style: Modern black & white signature design
Drinkware: Mug and insulated tumbler
Use: Hot or cold beverages
Gift-ready: Yes

Final Word

You’re not rude.
You’re just realistic.

And today?
You don’t have the time or energy