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Parenthood is magical.
Parenthood is rewarding.
Parenthood is also asking yourself how someone spilled juice in a room you just cleaned while you were still in that room.
That’s why the “Have Kids They Said. It Will Be Great They Said.” mug and tumbler from The Laughing Lemon exist—to tell the truth, one sip at a time.
The Mug for Surviving Mornings With Children
This mug is for parents who:
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Haven’t finished a hot cup of coffee since 2017
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Are tired before breakfast
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Love their kids deeply and still need caffeine to cope
Every sip quietly says:
“I love them.
But I was misled.”
The Tumbler for Parents on the Move (Always)
School drop-off.
Sports practice.
Errands that should take 10 minutes but somehow take 2 hours.
The “Have Kids They Said” tumbler is made for parents who live in motion and survive on caffeine, snacks eaten standing up, and questionable optimism.
Hydration matters.
So does validation.
Why This Quote Is So Funny (and So True)
Because it captures the gap between expectation and reality.
Sure—it is great.
But it’s also:
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Loud
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Sticky
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Exhausting
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Expensive
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Emotionally whiplashing
And somehow… still worth it.
That contradiction?
That’s the joke.
A Perfect Gift for Parents Who Tell It Like It Is
You know exactly who this is for:
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New parents
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Seasoned parents
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Parents who laugh instead of cry (most days)
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Anyone who has ever stepped on a toy barefoot
It’s funny because it’s honest—and honesty always lands.
Why Parents Love This Mug & Tumbler
Because it:
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Gets laughs instantly
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Feels seen, not judged
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Turns chaos into comedy
It’s not complaining.
It’s coping.
Final Thought: Parenthood Is Great… With Coffee
Kids are amazing.
Life is full.
But coffee helps.
And so does a mug that understands you. ☕🍋
❓ Frequently Asked Questions About the
“Have Kids They Said. It Will Be Great They Said.” Mug & Tumbler
Is this mug anti-kids?
Not at all. It’s pro-honesty, pro-humor, and very pro-coffee.
Who is this mug perfect for?
Parents, grandparents, caregivers, and anyone who has ever raised a tiny human (or survived babysitting).
Is this a good gift for new parents?
Absolutely. It’s relatable, funny, and far more useful than another blanket.
Is this appropriate for the office or school?
Yes! It’s lighthearted and widely relatable—especially among parents.
Do parents really relate to this?
Immediately. Often followed by laughter and a knowing nod.
Can I buy this for myself?
Yes. You’ve earned it.